about it, this way, he wouldn’t have eaten for free.
So, he nodded heavily, and a fleeting smile appeared on his tightly pursed lips.

At the ordering counter, Sister Sha neatly said to the waiter: “Three fried chicken nuggets, three fried chicken wings, two fried chicken burgers, one cup of Dake.”

The waiter immediately ordered the meal and politely asked, “Do you need anything else?”

Sister Sha glanced at Lian Qing, skipped his solemn and serious face, and only looked at his eyes.
Seeing his small eyes confused, she directly said: “Not for the time being.”

After saying that, she pointed to the staff behind her.
“They’ll give money.”

The staff took out their wallets to pay while Sister Sha pulled Lian Qing to find a place to sit down.
During this period, Lian Qing looked back at the man who paid the money and was envious.
He also hoped that someone would help him pay when he ate because he was very poor.

A staff member came forward, took a mini radio microphone, and explained a few words to Lian Qing.
With his consent, he pinned the small thing on his collar.

While waiting for the meal, Sister Sha chatted with Lianqing warmly.

“Little brother, why did you promise to go with me just now? Aren’t you afraid I might deceive you? Or do you think I’m a good person?”

Lian Qing shook his head and said honestly, “Because there are so many of you, there are so many people.”

Sister Sha smiled stiffly and said helplessly: “Do you think we are so many that you will be beaten if you refuse?”

Lian Qing nodded and shook his head again: “I am not afraid of fighting, but I can run away.
But in a society ruled by law, it is illegal to gather people to fight.”

“Poof!” Sister Sha can’t help laughing.
This child is so funny! She couldn’t help asking, “Little brother, you are about 20 years old.
Are you a college student?”

“No, I didn’t go to college.”

“Oh… So, have you already worked?”

Work? Lian Qing thought about it carefully and said, “That’s right.”

Sister Sha said, “What do you do?” She was really curious about what kind of work such a cute person does.

“I used to be a monk in the Sanlian Temple on the mountain.” Speaking of the word “monk”, Lian’s cold face showed a smile, and his eyes were shining, which showed that he was very proud of his career.

Sister Sha’s smile froze: “And… Monk?!”

She suspected that the young man was fooling her.
She had never seen such a beautiful little monk with fresh short hair, a simple T-shirt, jeans, and white shoes.

“Well, it’s a pity that I have returned to the secular world.” Lian Qing said, and his face gradually became lonely.
“The master said that I was still young and shouldn’t be confined to one side of the world and be a frog in a well.
So, he asked me to return to the secular world and come out to see the outside world.”

Sister Sha is dubious.
She has never heard of the Sanlian Temple.
She wanted to ask again but was interrupted by the waiter who delivered the meal.
She had no choice but to say to Lian Qing, “Eat.
It’s all for you.
If it’s not enough you can order more.”

The aroma of fried chicken filled his nostrils.
He swallowed his saliva with restraint and asked politely: “Aren’t you and your companions going to eat?”

“I want to lose weight and can’t eat.
They are the staff of the program team and can’t appear on the screen.”

Lian Qing couldn’t understand, she was clearly thinner than many women on the road.
Why did she still want to lose weight? He didn’t know much about not appearing on the show, but he didn’t ask again for fear that Sister Sha might find him annoying.
After saying thank you, he picked up a hamburger and gobbled it.

He ate politely, but his speed was definitely not slow.
The mouth was like a little hamster, it never stops.

Sister Sha couldn’t help swallowing saliva.
She remembered that these things tasted just like that, but how could this person eat so deliciously?

She couldn’t help asking, “Is it delicious?”

Lian Qing nodded hard, his eyes wide open and shining.
He swallowed the food in his mouth and said, “It’s delicious.
It’s my first time eating meat.
It’s so delicious! No wonder the first thing Shifu asked me to do after going down the mountain was to buy some meat to eat… Shifu also said that I would not want to go back to the mountain after eating it!”

He paused and said, “But I still want to go back.
That’s my home.”

Sister Sha suddenly felt a little sad.
Looking at Lian Qing’s earnest expression, she changed the subject abruptly and said jokingly, “I now believe you are a real monk.
Otherwise, I won’t call you little brother in the future, but I will call you little monk.”

Lian Qing nodded indifferently, “Once upon a time, there were occasional pilgrims in the temple.
They all called me a little monk.
But now there are few pilgrims in the temple…”

He thought for a while and then said, “Sister Sha, I always wanted to say that you shouldn’t have called me younger brother.
You are older than me.”

Sister Sha’s smiling face became stiff, and six characters were playing in her mind: You are older than me.

The author has something to say:

The second “Heard that the whole network is waiting for me to make my debut” has opened a hole, which can be seen in the author’s column

Natural Stupid/Black Little Monk is Online

One of the sore spots of women – Don’t say she is old!

Roll to receive five characters and praise.
No? Lie down, I can’t get up.

TN: I haven’t read this book, so I am translating as I go.
I don’t know if it’s good or bad, but I guess we’ll find out together.
I was pulled in by the synopsis and it was a recommendation in one of the translation sites I read on.
I was very interested in it, but no one had translated it yet and the MTL gave me a headache.
That’s why I decided to try translating it myself.
Disclaimer: I am using apps to do this, so the translations may not be the most accurate, but I’ll do my best editing it, so it doesn’t look like it’s been written by a three-year-old.

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