Isekaid 40ish Man Returns, Regressed as a Peerless 17-Year-Old

「Ehehe, the only address registered are each other’s addresses.」

Yui hugged the pitch tightly against her big boobies.

I can actually see them from the top of her school uniform.
They’re amazing.

I can’t decide if I should consider a JK as someone younger or a person of the same age.

「Uwaa, she’s really having lunch with Nanba.
This is super duper bad～.
The most beautiful girl in school is finished, isn’t she?」

While using an already dead term—I mean the latest teen slang, a gyaru from our class appeared.

She had brown hair, gaudy makeup, and loose socks.

How nostalgic.
I can still remember how dirty they will be on rainy days.

Someone like her is rare in a prestigious school like this one.
The teachers should have their eyes on her.

She is being accompanied by two girls who dress similarly.

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What’s this? Is she the type that walks along with two henchmen?

This kind of gyaru will be extinct in the future, I think….

「Onigawara」

「Don’t call Matsuri by her last name! It’s not cute! It’s a really bad last name!」

TN: Oni is a kind of demon from japanese folklore

「Ehto….then, Onimatsuri?」

「Don’t shorten my name! What the heck!? If you say that again Nanba, you’re going to roll!」

「I think you’re the ones who should roll for disturbing people who eat lunch.」

「It’s alright for Matsuri to do it!」

「Why?」

「Why….eh? Ehto…..just because!」

「That doesn’t explain anything.」

「I don’t need to explain it to you!」

「You just don’t know how to answer.」

「Kwuu?! Anyway! If you’re going out with a guy like that, you are finished, Shiratori Yui!」

「W-we’re not dating!…..yet」

Yui holds her red face with her hands.

「W-what a maiden-like reaction…..are you really in love with that otaku….?」

This Onigawara girl, do you really have to say that?

Also, was it so obvious that I’m an otaku?

「So, are you just here to take the mount?」

「Mount….? Ehto….sea?」

A gyaru saying gyaru things.

「Your head is no better than a mountain gorilla.」

「I’ve never gotten red marks in my whole life!」

「Eh?」「Seriously?」

Are the two surprised by the fact that she had never gotten a red mark? Or does this mean that she’s lying or something?

「It doesn’t matter who you fell in love with.」

「Eh, I-I’m not in love….?」

I’m sorry but I’m going to ignore you for now, Yui.
Also, you’re not so convincing given how red you are.

In addition, I’m embarrassed too!

「Who you’re going out with is important to girls.
This is why you’re not popular!」

Girls always say the same thing no matter what year it is.

I remember the mount battle on SNS just because the president of an IT company married an ikemen.

「The lady next to me likes me is your problem, right?」

「Wai!? Eh!? Fua!?」

I’ve never seen Yui so flustered.

I’m sorry but I won’t follow up for now.

I’m even cooling my reddening face with cold air using magic.

「How can you say such an embarrassing line!?」

Good question.

「In other words, Onimatsuri is treating men as accessories and that you’re incapable of expressing your own value aside from men.」

「What’s with your tone! Chomuka*! And it’s Matsuri! It’s not Onimatsuri!」

TN: Means very sickening.

Ah, another nostalgic line.

「Since you lose your temper, it means that the discussion is over and you admit defeat, right?」

「I-I’m not defeated by you! You should know what happens to girls who fell from the top!」

「That’s very kind of you to come all the way here to warn us.」

「Kuhhh～～～～!」

Onimatsuri gritted her teeth and walked away with her henchmen.

Compared to the shitty business partners I dealt with during my black company days, she’s literally a child.

Kuh….that was embarrassing.

My face is still hot.