Necromancer Survival

tanding separately; when they saw me, they hurried to my side.

     “We’ve arrived.” Kim Sangyoon equipped [Berserk] and stood in front of me.
Lackey, who had been riding in my arms this entire time, jumped down and stood at my side.

     Following Kim Sangyoon’s gaze, I could see what appeared to be small bugs slowly approaching us.
When we took a closer look, they appeared to be various cereal pieces like Frxxt Loop and CxCo Balls.
2 The cereal bounced against each other, as if it were enticing us to pick them up and pop them in our mouths.

     I told Kim Sangyoon, “Those appear to be the cookie children.
Should we move to the side so we don’t touch them?”

     “Understood.”

[You’ve discovered the Cereal Babies!]

[They would make a hearty breakfast.
Of course, if you pick any random thing off the ground and eat it, you may give yourself a stomach ache.]

     As soon as we moved out of the way, the system message belatedly and sarcastically conveyed information to us.

     I pushed the message out of view, towards the left, and grabbed Lackey’s hand–the skeleton was still looking at the cereal with a curious expression upon its face.
Fortunately, Lackey didn’t even protest and docilely stayed put until the Cereal Babies disappeared from view.

     “We should now break through to the crossroads.”

     “Yes.”

     After the Cereal Babies vanished from our sights, we hurried on forward.
After walking like that for 20 minutes, a sharply sweet smell poked at our noses.
The scent made me wonder if a large amount of dark chocolate was being boiled somewhere.

[Fon-due, Fon-due.]

     When we climbed the bulging cracker hill just outside the cave we exited, I was able to identify the source of that sweet chocolate scent.
A huge chocolate river flowed right at the foot of the hill on the other side.

     Furthermore, nuts like macadamia, almonds, and walnuts (not crackers) were placed like gravel near the chocolate river.
Beside all that, a Golem, which seemed to be covered with melted chocolate, continuously called out [Fon-Due] as it patrolled the surrounding area.

[You’ve discovered the Fondue Golem!]

[Coated in chocolate; covered in caramel and almonds! Any User that likes chocolate bars would want to eat this monster in one bite.
The red eyes on its face are dried raspberries, providing a refreshing taste on its otherwise rich flavor profile.
The chocolate stick it’s holding is made out of 77% cacao! All ingredients are of the finest quality.]

     Of course, even with the Fondue Golem’s explanation, I didn’t think it looked particularly appetizing.
Even at first glance, the golem was enormous–over 3 meters tall–and the chocolate stick it was holding was just as tall as I was.
It was just so bizarre to see such a giant walking around shouting [Fondue] periodically.

     In addition, the Fondue Golem would grab the Cereal Babies that were jumping around and throw them into the chocolate river.
The Cereal Babies didn’t seem like they wanted to be caught; they looked a bit pitiful, running away.

     The Cereal babies that were narrowly caught within the Fondue Golem’s fists struggled like fruit flies.
When they were finally thrown into the river, they melted with a screech and, eventually, a silent scream.

     After looking at that sight, I looked over the chocolate river once again.
With small bubbles rising to the surface and exploding, the river looked almost exactly like magma.
The river must be much hotter than it looks.

    “There are about 10 in total…Should we start with the nearest one?” Kim Sangyoon asked.

     “Yes.
I’ll try to lure one over.” I stroked Lackey’s skull and softly instructed, “Lackey-yah, bring one golem over here.”

[Clack Clack!]

     Flashing its eyes, Lackey walked down the cracker hill, laid flat on the ground, and crawled towards the nearest golem.

[Fon-due, Fon-due.]

     Since Lackey was so small and its body was made completely out of bone, it made little noise when it moved.
Even the skeleton’s habitually clanking jaw was held stable by clenching its teeth on its sword.
Thus, Lackey could easily approach the Fondue Golem’s back, and, aiming for the Fondue Golem’s waist, Lackey grabbed the sword from its mouth and fixed its grip.

Clunk–!

[Fon….]

     Lackey’s sword dug deeply into the Golem’s hip.

     It seems that the Fondue Golem wasn’t hit as hard as I had hoped; the golem looked down at its stomach and looked at the protruding sword–tip covered in caramel sauce.
Then, it straightened its bulky body.
Of course, before the golem could turn around, Lackey quickly recovered its sword and retreated.

[—]

     The Golem stopped crying out [Fondue] and blinked at Lackey with its dried raspberry eyes.
Soon after, it reached out its big hand and tried to grab at the skeleton.

     “Dodge it!” I shouted.

TL: Hello, Thanksgiving is coming up so here’s my present before the holidays! (I might be a lil late for the update after the holidays + black friday.
I’ve got some work to do >.